How my painter painted me as gay

I hired a painter to paint my apartment. My manhood was under siege right after he saw the paint I chose when he said: “So you chose the purple. Was that not manly enough for you Dominick I ain’t no fag Scholanti.”  

He said so you chose purple like I chose to be gay instead of taking my life. “So you chose the purple. You might as well have painted a bull’s eye on your asshole. I respond with: “But it’s not your normal purple it, its purple haze. Your still abnormal and might as well have had me paint purple veined cocks on the wall as far as I’m concerned.

The End

By

Josh Kornbluth